Date: Sunday, 2/21/1988
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans aren't really happy about the loss of Mario Soto.
The overall fan interest decreases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 2/21/1988
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are not happy that you let Bob Horner go.
The overall fan interest decreases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 2/21/1988
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are not happy that you let Mike Jackson go.
The overall fan interest decreases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 2/21/1988
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Roger Clemens.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 2/21/1988
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Andres Galarraga.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 4/14/1988
Subject: Kal Daniels healing process
Kal Daniels is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 5/1/1988
Subject: Progress of John Monad
Dear Sir,
John Monad is hitting the ball well at A Gatlinburg Stingrays!
He has an AVG of .278, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/1/1988
Subject: Progress of Mark Carreon
Dear Sir,
Mark Carreon has an AVG of .383 at AA Barbourville Tigers!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/1/1988
Subject: Progress of Dan Overbay
Dear Sir,
Dan Overbay has nothing more to prove at A Gatlinburg Stingrays!
He has an AVG of .343 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/1/1988
Subject: Status of Steve Engel
Dear Sir,
Steve Engel has problems at AA Barbourville Tigers!
He has an ERA of 7.15, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/1/1988
Subject: Progress of Luciano Davalos
Dear Sir,
Luciano Davalos is hitting the ball well at AA Barbourville Tigers!
He has an AVG of .297, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/1/1988
Subject: Status of Jackie Estacado
Dear Sir,
Jackie Estacado has an AVG of .207 at AA Barbourville Tigers!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/2/1988
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Tommy Boggs
Date: Sunday, 5/9/1988
Subject: Progress of Kaz Tanaka
Dear Sir,
Kaz Tanaka has an ERA of 3.88 at A Gatlinburg Stingrays!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/10/1988
Subject: Progress of Candy Sierra
Dear Sir,
Candy Sierra has nothing more to prove at A Gatlinburg Stingrays!
He has an ERA of 3.43 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/22/1988
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Sandy Wihtol
Date: Thursday, 6/3/1988
Subject: Progress of Pete Graves
Dear Sir,
Pete Graves has nothing more to prove at A Gatlinburg Stingrays!
He has an ERA of 2.86 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 6/5/1988
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Jeff Heathcock
Date: Thursday, 6/10/1988
Subject: Progress of Corey Morano
Dear Sir,
Corey Morano is doing pretty good at A Gatlinburg Stingrays!
He has an ERA of 2.57, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 6/16/1988
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Ron Darling
Date: Thursday, 6/17/1988
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Damaso Garcia
Date: Monday, 6/21/1988
Subject: Progress of Ken Jackson
Dear Sir,
Ken Jackson is hitting the ball well at A Gatlinburg Stingrays!
He has an AVG of .275, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 6/25/1988
Subject: Gerry Davis healing process
Gerry Davis is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 7/17/1988
Subject: Progress of Dale Sveum
Dear Sir,
Dale Sveum has nothing more to prove at AA Suffern Mounties!
He has an AVG of .314 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 7/20/1988
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Dickie Thon
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