Date: Saturday, 5/1/1988 Subject: Status of Sam Khalifa Dear Sir, Sam Khalifa has an AVG of .177 at AA Harper's Ferry Shepherds! That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/3/1988 Subject: Status of Mark Ciardi Dear Sir, Mark Ciardi has an ERA of 5.79 at AA Harper's Ferry Shepherds. I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/6/1988 Subject: Progress of Tommy Vercetti Dear Sir, Tommy Vercetti has nothing more to prove at AA Harper's Ferry Shepherds! He has an ERA of 3.61 over there, so I think a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/15/1988 Subject: Progress of Jose Bautista Dear Sir, Jose Bautista has nothing more to prove at A Hampton Sheep! He has an ERA of 3.79 over there, so I think a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/18/1988 Subject: Starting pitcher Manager, Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher! Would you please treat me as one and put me in the rotation?
Regards, Atlee Hammaker
Date: Wednesday, 5/19/1988 Subject: Extension? Hello Sir, Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension? You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely, Ron Kittle
Date: Monday, 6/7/1988 Subject: Progress of Brady Anderson Dear Sir, Brady Anderson has nothing more to prove at A Hampton Sheep! He has an AVG of .294 over there, so I think a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 6/10/1988 Subject: Contract Dear Sir, I would like to negotiate a contract extension! Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards, Ed VandeBerg
Date: Wednesday, 6/30/1988 Subject: Progress of John Pawlowski Dear Sir, John Pawlowski is doing pretty good at A Hampton Sheep! He has an ERA of 0.83, so you might want to promote him soon!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 7/4/1988 Subject: Status of Junior Noboa Dear Sir, Junior Noboa shouldn't play at AA Harper's Ferry Shepherds! He has an AVG of .246 over there, that might be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 7/19/1988 Subject: Fan Reaction Hello Boss, Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Nelson Kelly. The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly, Your PR Director
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