Date: Thursday, 4/1/1991
Subject: Retirement
Dear Sir,
It's been a hard decision, but I think I will retire
after this season. It's time to let the youngsters
take my job.
Regards,
Dan Quisenberry
Date: Tuesday, 4/27/1991
Subject: Jason Klonoski healing process
Jason Klonoski is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Friday, 4/30/1991
Subject: Kerry Mitchell learns new position
Kerry Mitchell has made noteable progress
learning his new position, First Base.
I would rate his skills as "52" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Sunday, 5/2/1991
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a reliver.
I want a spot in the rotation, I think
I would do an adequate job. Otherwise, I'd like to play
elsewhere!
Regards,
Roger Mason
Date: Monday, 5/17/1991
Subject: Playing time
Manager,
I am not very happy about my playing time recently.
I think I deserve a starting spot!
Regards,
David Green
Date: Saturday, 5/22/1991
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Steve Ontiveros
Date: Saturday, 5/22/1991
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Chuck Cary
Date: Tuesday, 5/25/1991
Subject: Progress of Willie Blair
Dear Sir,
Willie Blair is doing pretty good at AA Barbourville Flares!
He has an ERA of 2.66, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/28/1991
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Clay Christiansen
Date: Thursday, 6/3/1991
Subject: Scott Leius learns new position
Scott Leius has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "20" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Friday, 6/4/1991
Subject: Chris Bosio
Chris Bosio is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Friday, 6/4/1991
Subject: Status of Ryan Bowen
Dear Sir,
Ryan Bowen has problems at AA Barbourville Flares!
He has an ERA of 6.59, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 6/4/1991
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Tom Niedenfuer
Date: Friday, 6/11/1991
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Howard Johnson
Date: Sunday, 6/13/1991
Subject: Brian Giles learns new position
Brian Giles has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Centerfield.
I would rate his skills as "15" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Saturday, 7/3/1991
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Bobby Brown
Date: Friday, 7/9/1991
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are not happy that you let Christopher Henry go.
The overall fan interest decreases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 7/9/1991
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 7/14/1991
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 7/14/1991
Subject: Why?
Sir,
so you want to trade me... well, I don't like the idea.
I like playing for your team, Sir. Please
change your mind!
Regards,
Frank Pastore
Date: Thursday, 7/15/1991
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 7/15/1991
Subject: So you want to get rid of me...
...fine. This is how you treat a player who
loves his team. Whatever. I'm upset!
Regards,
Lou Whitaker
Date: Thursday, 7/15/1991
Subject: Trading Block
Manager,
what's up with that? You want to trade me?
Well, if you don't want me, get me out
of here quick!
Regards,
Howard Johnson
Date: Friday, 7/16/1991
Subject: Why?
Sir,
so you want to trade me... well, I don't like the idea.
I like playing for your team, Sir. Please
change your mind!
Regards,
Bob Horner
Date: Saturday, 7/17/1991
Subject: So you want to get rid of me...
...fine. This is how you treat a player who
loves his team. Whatever. I'm upset!
Regards,
Robin Yount
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