Date: Thursday, 4/1/1992 Subject: Mark McGwire is sick... Diagnosis: Viral Infection. He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take one week.
Regards, Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 5/1/1992 Subject: Status of Kal Jones Dear Sir, Kal Jones has an ERA of 5.33 at AA Haymarket Cannons. I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/4/1992 Subject: Progress of Roberto Clemente, Jr. Dear Sir, Roberto Clemente, Jr. is hitting the ball well at AA Haymarket Cannons! He has an AVG of .287, so you might want to promote him soon!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/26/1992 Subject: Gary Wayne healing process Gary Wayne is not recovering as fast as I have hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards, Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 6/3/1992 Subject: Good Game Hello, The fact that we won on a promotion day seems to have a positive effect on our fan interest! It increased slightly.
Sincerly, Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 6/25/1992 Subject: Progress of Ken Patterson Dear Sir, Ken Patterson has nothing more to prove at AA Haymarket Cannons! He has an ERA of 2.56 over there, so I think a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 6/25/1992 Subject: Progress of Kent Bottenfield Dear Sir, Kent Bottenfield has an ERA of 3.71 at AA Haymarket Cannons! I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 7/3/1992 Subject: Jonathan Dozier learns new position Jonathan Dozier has made noteable progress learning his new position, First Base. I would rate his skills as "35" right now.
Regards, Your scouting director
Date: Wednesday, 7/7/1992 Subject: Jesse Barfield Jesse Barfield is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards, Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 7/12/1992 Subject: My role in this team Sir, I believe that I am deserving more than being a reliver. I want a spot in the rotation, I think I would do an adequate job. Otherwise, I'd like to play elsewhere!
Regards, Randy Niemann
Date: Thursday, 7/22/1992 Subject: Progress of Bob Ayrault Dear Sir, Bob Ayrault has an ERA of 2.14 at AA Haymarket Cannons! I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 7/27/1992 Subject: Jeff Fassero healing process Jeff Fassero is not recovering as fast as I have hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards, Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 7/28/1992 Subject: Status of Rob Mallicoat Dear Sir, Rob Mallicoat has problems at AA Haymarket Cannons! He has an ERA of 5.30, so you might want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 8/3/1992 Subject: Contract extension question Dear Sir, My contract expires after this season. I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards, Nelson Simmons
Date: Monday, 8/9/1992 Subject: Progress of Dave Haas Dear Sir, Dave Haas is doing pretty good at A Danville Braves! He has an ERA of 2.91, so you might want to promote him soon!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 8/17/1992 Subject: My role in this team Sir, I believe that I am deserving more than being a reliver. I want a spot in the rotation, I think I would do an adequate job. Otherwise, I'd like to play elsewhere!
Regards, Charlie Kerfeld
Date: Tuesday, 8/24/1992 Subject: Progress of Pedro Borbon Dear Sir, Pedro Borbon has an ERA of 3.81 at AA Haymarket Cannons! I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 8/25/1992 Subject: Marquis Grissom Marquis Grissom is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards, Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 10/11/1992 Subject: Promotion Day Dear Sir, Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly, Your PR Director
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