Date: Thursday, 4/1/1992
Subject: Mark McGwire is sick...
Diagnosis: Viral Infection.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take one week.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 5/1/1992
Subject: Status of Kal Jones
Dear Sir,
Kal Jones has an ERA of 5.33 at AA Haymarket Cannons.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/4/1992
Subject: Progress of Roberto Clemente, Jr.
Dear Sir,
Roberto Clemente, Jr. is hitting the ball well at AA Haymarket Cannons!
He has an AVG of .287, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/26/1992
Subject: Gary Wayne healing process
Gary Wayne is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 6/3/1992
Subject: Good Game
Hello,
The fact that we won on a promotion day seems
to have a positive effect on our fan interest!
It increased slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 6/25/1992
Subject: Progress of Ken Patterson
Dear Sir,
Ken Patterson has nothing more to prove at AA Haymarket Cannons!
He has an ERA of 2.56 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 6/25/1992
Subject: Progress of Kent Bottenfield
Dear Sir,
Kent Bottenfield has an ERA of 3.71 at AA Haymarket Cannons!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 7/3/1992
Subject: Jonathan Dozier learns new position
Jonathan Dozier has made noteable progress
learning his new position, First Base.
I would rate his skills as "35" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Wednesday, 7/7/1992
Subject: Jesse Barfield
Jesse Barfield is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 7/12/1992
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a reliver.
I want a spot in the rotation, I think
I would do an adequate job. Otherwise, I'd like to play
elsewhere!
Regards,
Randy Niemann
Date: Thursday, 7/22/1992
Subject: Progress of Bob Ayrault
Dear Sir,
Bob Ayrault has an ERA of 2.14 at AA Haymarket Cannons!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 7/27/1992
Subject: Jeff Fassero healing process
Jeff Fassero is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 7/28/1992
Subject: Status of Rob Mallicoat
Dear Sir,
Rob Mallicoat has problems at AA Haymarket Cannons!
He has an ERA of 5.30, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 8/3/1992
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Nelson Simmons
Date: Monday, 8/9/1992
Subject: Progress of Dave Haas
Dear Sir,
Dave Haas is doing pretty good at A Danville Braves!
He has an ERA of 2.91, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 8/17/1992
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a reliver.
I want a spot in the rotation, I think
I would do an adequate job. Otherwise, I'd like to play
elsewhere!
Regards,
Charlie Kerfeld
Date: Tuesday, 8/24/1992
Subject: Progress of Pedro Borbon
Dear Sir,
Pedro Borbon has an ERA of 3.81 at AA Haymarket Cannons!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 8/25/1992
Subject: Marquis Grissom
Marquis Grissom is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 10/11/1992
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
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